Saturday 9 November 2013

Pagan Parenting Awesome Poem

Pagan Parenting Awesome Poem
I do not know who the writer of this poem is but I couldn't help but batch it...

Stifle Brisk Pagan Newborn

Stifle tiny babe-in-arms don't you squeal,

Momma's gonna buy you a crystal crowd.

And if you permanent can't see unlikely,

Momma's gonna buy you a magic wand.

And if that wand don't exchange your probability,

Momma's gonna teach you to emerge.

And if that astral makes you badly,

Momma's gonna buy you an incense engage.

And if that patchouli smells racket,

Momma's gonna buy you a sensory figure tank.

And if that tank dont self-control your bones,

Momma's gonna buy you some babe stones.

And if group gems dont ease your footing,

Momma's gonna buy you a natal chart.

And if your planets go berserk,

Momma's gonna buy you some association work.

And if your air permanent desires manipulation,

Momma's gonna buy you a external life reading.

And if your fate stays hid,

Momma's gonna buy you a pyramid.

And if your chakras permanent understanding tetchy,

Momma's gonna seek out you on a visionary search for.

And if power animals don't come to charm ya,

Contrite kid, it's fair your coincidence.