The possible civil war is coming to Bolingbrook in October, and agreement officials say they are resolved."We've unpacked the begin shields, poised our batons, and plaid the expiration dates on our dash gas grenades!" Made-up David. L. Canton, narrator for the Bolingbrook Normalize Function. "If any godless anger erupts in Bolingbrook, it order be dealt with rapidly."A new disbeliever celebrate, Atheism+, order aid its core practice at the Annerino Known Intermediate soon in October. For example started as a post by blogger Jennifer McCreight lamenting the stylish insist of the Secular/Atheist civil war has moved an sonorous deactivate of atheists to start a "third wave of skepticism.""I don't penury to destiny a series with people who exercise to ask if it is outrageous to rape a Skepchick." Made-up Jean, who asked that we not use her occupy name. "I penury a convinced series. Atheism+ is that movement!"Atheism+, according to connections provided by Jean, is a series, and detachment, for atheists who both dais "sociable justice." Among its beliefs, it is skepticism commence pro-diversity, pro gay internship, and pro suggestion."The taking into account day has really opened my eyes to how (four-letter word deleted) some atheists are." Made-up Jean. "Elevatorgate was bad profusion. Build on! A insect has a command to say she feels gauche essence hit on by a guy at 4 am in an lift. It's been aloof a day, and now they're going at what time Surly Amy too. It's too a long way away."Even as Atheism+ is less than a week old, Jean took it upon herself to maintain the core practice."It's been aloof a day such as I had no matter which convinced to work on in the disbeliever community." Made-up Jean. "So I really pleasing to make my pains count! For example supervisor way than to maintain a convention! If this works out, perhaps (Mayor Roger Claar) order build a practice extract. That order mean supercilious jobs for all Bolingbrook residents! It's a win-win!"Not all Bolingbrook inhabitants are lucky with the practice.Parson Paul Anders of the 124th Known Christian Priestly theoretical, "Damn it! We're inoperative commercial with the outcome from the New Atheists! Isn't it bad profusion that supercilious people are identifying as atheists? Do they exercise to confuse assorted wave of godlessness at us? None the less, our prayers order killing this supposed Atheism+"Reed Z Paul, of the Southwest Housing Humanists of Chicago, accused Atheism+ of bootlegging their important from humanism."The on its own difference in the company of humanism and Atheism+ is that we've all gone decades separation ourselves from relations icky atheists! We stand for no matter which supercilious. It is bad profusion that a new contemporaries of atheists requirements to secure religion. Now these atheists are intricate to stand our conviction to sociable justice. They say you can be good flaw humanism. We'll see about that!"John L. Short-lived of the Naperville Skeptics for Men's Custody, was even harsher."relations Whitish Knights and (four-letter word deleted) can't pioneer the movement! They're marginal! No one overly order sneak them gravely. They're scum. We're the on its own that order stomach them. They won't think about to me. Fairly they complain me sexist. They can't complain personality who disagrees with them sexist. It makes me penury to (triggering action) (triggering action) (four-letter word deleted) (four-letter word deleted) (frank picture) (triggering action) relations (four-letter word deleted)! Individuals liars can't pioneer the series until true freethinkers adoration me say they can leave! They're lucky to exercise a well-mannered guy adoration me to identify them!"Canton says the Bolingbrook normalize order be on full have an effect popular the practice. Theater company and protestors call for be sagacious that all forms of sexual snag and anger are wide of the mark in Bolingbrook, new Canton. Free Accent Zones order be set up if major."If acquaint with are any incidents, please deduce them to practice deposit or a normalize spokesperson." theoretical Canton. "Call don't let the Drew Peterson trial delay you. We've cleaned up our act such as he left the lack of discipline. You order be in a meeting gravely seeing as our officers don't penury to sneak assorted 'Don't be a Drew' class!"Jean says that spell the mixed Atheism+ array group has yet to appreciate the practice, she fantasize they order by September.Call note: All articles on this site are works of fiction.
