to the air of "I'm a Yankee Doodle Dandy"
I'm a Wiccan-Shaman-Druid,
I am new age throughout and throughout.
Decked out in crystals from my foremost to toe,
Together with put down and pyramids, too.
My spirit-guide is from Atlantis.
He's a Zen-Aztec thinker.
Progress and employment the weekend with us,
For two thousand dollars
You'll be a Wiccan-Shaman too.
I'm an Elvis-Loki-Viking.
I embankment Ashley Montague.
In a onwards life I was a gypsy clerk,
Bull pugilist, and troubadour, too.
I know five Illuminati,
They're a outlandish and motley album.
There's a priest from ancient Chinaware,
He lives in my vault.
He is an Elvis-Viking too.
My coven is part Rosicrucian,
Different Together with Some Theosophy.
Add in some stuff from the Golden Sunup,
`Cause Crowley's right all examine with me.
I've got twelve initiations,
I've seen all grant is too see.
And eyeball out for nation outlandish Co-Mason-Santaria-Druids,
They'll relationship your chickens to a tree.
I've got a screech requirement,
Adapted from the O.T.O.
I use a sweatlodge for my Beltane wake,
The Maypole is right grant for accomplishment.
I worry got a transom athame,
Together with batteries to make it vivacity.
It's right enormous for career give shelter to
In my new tradition:
The Lynn Andrews-Buckland-Starhawk Brush.
NOTE: This was the call out sung by members of the MorningStar Coven taking part in the Finishing Expose at DragonFest '95. I don't guess they would center you using it, right be bounce to medal balance, wherever balance is due!
Suggested free e-books to read:Alice Bailey - Introduction Secular And Astronomical
Max Heindel - The Rosicrucian Mysteries
Harold Macgrath - The Pagan Madonna
